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A strange song on the internet

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Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
December 30, 2009, 14:04

Through my google alerts I jsut came across this rather strange song.



People are telling me

That I’m missing out on the fun

‘Cause I don’t go anywhere

And I don’t meet anyone


But I know how rumors fly

When you’re a lonely guy

And I’m here to tell you it’s a lie


There’s strange things going on

At night most everywhere

You know those places well

And you’ve never seen me there


I walk by other men

And I don’t notice them

But then those rumors start again


So I’m gonna tell the world

I don’t wanna be a homosexual

I’m gonna find a girl

‘Cause I don’t wanna be a homosexual

I guess that it’s okay

If other guys are gay

But my hormones are one-directional

And I don’t wanna be a homosexual


Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk

Is it the way I look; is it the way I walk?


Is it the clothes I wear

That make the people stare?

Is it the way I comb my hair?


I’m only hoping maybe there will come a day

When I can make them understand that I’m not gay


But till that day is here

I guess I’ll live in fear

And I curse the day I pierced my ear


There’s nothing wrong with me

I don’t wanna be a homosexual

Know what I want to be

And I don’t wanna be a homosexual


Soft boys and closet queens

Think Judy Garland’s keen

But I don’t think she’s nothing special

And I don’t wanna be a homosexual


So now I’m wondering if maybe they’re not right

I’ve gone all paranoid and I can’t sleep at night


I went to see the shrink

What did the doctor think?

I swear to God I saw him wink


I pray that I am wrong

I don’t wanna be a homosexual

Why did I write this song

If I don’t wanna be a homosexual?


I hope it’s not too late

For them to set me straight

I’m gonna see a real professional

‘Cause I don’t wanna be a homosexual


No

No, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no


I don’t wanna be a homosexual . . .


I don’t wanna go with guys named Seamus

I don’t wanna be rich and famous

I don’t wanna go to a French art festival

I don’t wannt be a homosexual


I guess that it’s okay

If other guys are gay


Writer : BARRON CHILDERS THOMPSON BARRON

Copyright : Lyrics © BUG MUSIC



murrayd
 
Joined in 2009
December 30, 2009, 18:58

😉 Sounds a little Gay doesnt it 0:)



Lady Jane
 
Joined in 2009
December 30, 2009, 22:20

Intriguing… sounds like someone in denial. There are guys who are single and straight. However, if this was a matter of mistaken ‘identity’, he would just say: I am not homosexual’ not ‘ I don’ t want to be a homosexual’!

murrayd
 
Joined in 2009
December 30, 2009, 23:05

Agreed Lady Jane.

He protesteth too much. 😉



Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
December 30, 2009, 23:15

an interesting psychologists study dont you think Lady Jane.

Ann Maree
 
Joined in 2008
January 1, 2010, 11:24

Ah yes, he’s certainly investing a lot of effort into this which would seem to indicate he might be gay. Poor guy – he sounds tormented. And in reference to his lyrics toward the end (not the best, I have to say) my nephew’s name is Seamus and I’m pretty sure he’s not gay. I don’t know any others else by that name so not sure how many of them would be gay! I realise he was trying to find a rhyme with ‘famous’, and the name fits however………. I hate it when people do that.


Ann Maree

Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
January 1, 2010, 15:45

hehe

Ann Maree
 
Joined in 2008
January 1, 2010, 16:00

Yes it is amusing. and I’m laughing that he doesn’t want to go to a french art festival. I don’t know – sounds good to me. 🙂



murrayd
 
Joined in 2009
January 1, 2010, 17:48

Just thought that he might have desires for this Seamus in the song. :O



Ann Maree
 
Joined in 2008
January 1, 2010, 18:12

😀 hehe

Yes well I’m wondering who this Seamus is now!
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