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Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
June 8, 2008, 11:00

I dunno Mag’s. Childbirth vs. circumcision… It’s a pretty even split I’d say(no pun intended) 😆



Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
June 8, 2008, 13:16

i like your new quote in your signature Sandy…..minus the spelling error. 😳



Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
June 8, 2008, 21:19

😀 😀 I had to presonalise it Anthony.


I am the world’s worst speller and in my profession that is not a good thing! So I get teased alot. It’s weird really usually people who read alot can spell. It’s worse in America because I have to think about my “s” and “u” all the time. I remember as a kid spelling “does’, “dose” until I was at least 12!


I use that signature because it reminds me, since I tend to have a problem with thinking things through before I say them. I should have it tatooed on the back of my eyelids I am in need of it so often. 😆



Paul
 
Joined in 2007
June 8, 2008, 21:31

😆 You were such a cutie-pie! Even now I read drafts of your work, professional, articulate and creative with words like “moveing” or “finnish”. It’s so you it makes me smile everytime. 😀


Sandy, if it was possible for you to have that tatooed arcoss the inside of your eyelids I would personally and without complaint foot the bill 😆



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
June 9, 2008, 08:41

Actually yeh true Sandy, years of menstrual cramps and childbirth make circumcision very attractive 😯 😆


This is for the boys (period cramps for you would be like having a dogs mouth constantly biting you in the groin every few minutes for 3 days every month) 8)



Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
June 9, 2008, 08:45

😆 😆 😆 you crack me up Mags 😆



Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
June 9, 2008, 09:03

its a good signature Sandy….something I think we all need to be reminded of at times. Like ‘a soft answer turns away wrath”



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
June 12, 2008, 07:48

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:


1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:


1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:


1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :


1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :


1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good argumentsthat Jesus was Irish:


1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:


1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food


2. He kept trying to get a message across toa bunch of men who just didn’t get it


3. And even when He was dead, He had to getup because there was still work to do.



Craig_Maynard
 
Joined in 2007
June 14, 2008, 15:23

😆 😀 🙂 😀 😆


Laughing hard… that’s so good! I loved it… sigh…. the last compelling bit was even better to top it all…. so funny!


Craig.



Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
June 14, 2008, 17:22

Told my mum that joke Maggie and she laughed so hard she cried! 😆 Gotta love a bit of feminism in our Christianity 😀


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