While you're trying to survive your family this Christmas, let's spare a thought for those who have to put up with you. Zoë Coombs Marr writes from experience.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-24/coombs-marr-home-for-christmas/5986238

This is Zoe's story, not mine, but I thought this may give some of you a laugh.

Warning – some swear words.