LOL my prayers go something along the line of “God this happened today, and this, and this, and this and this. oh and please help this person, and this person and this person and this person. Please help me to be more like you in this way, and this way and this way and this way. Amen”

But those others are SO much simpler!! Maybe I just like the sound of my own voice or something 😆 I wonder if God has a watch he keeps looking at when I talk to him or taps his foot and rolls his eyes in impatience… lol funny mental picture. 😆