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Time for humour - do you have a funny story, joke,quote etc?

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iplantolive
 
Joined in 2008
April 1, 2009, 20:17

a new look at the Hallelujah Chorus


CLASSIC! 😆 😆 😆 😆



pjr
 
Joined in 2009
April 15, 2009, 23:08

I like that one orfeo. And I think thats a cool quote 😀



pjr
 
Joined in 2009
April 15, 2009, 23:12

taht last post of mine was about orfeo’s post from page 1. sorry folks still getting the hang of this. lol 😕 🙂



JR
 
Joined in 2008
April 20, 2009, 07:32

Did anybody hear that joke on Nova? What’s the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you’re gay 🙂



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
June 16, 2009, 09:37

A Blonde and Her Horse


A 30 year old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time. With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.


In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the horse’s side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.


Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune,


Frank, the K-mart greeter, sees her dilema and unplugs the horse.


………………….And you thought all they did was say Hello……………


8) 😆 😆



Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
June 16, 2009, 12:35

maggie, thats aweful! 😆 😆 😆



Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
June 17, 2009, 00:44

thank god for security I say…… 😆 😆 😆 …..thanks for changing the tone on the forum Maggie 😀



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
June 17, 2009, 21:33

A tongue in cheek ditty for the boys…..Adam & Steve 😉


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU8BHoJx8T0



Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
June 17, 2009, 22:39

Just luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve country and western 😆 😆 😆



Myfanwe
 
Joined in 2007
June 17, 2009, 22:39

Why only for the boys? I found that quite amusing too! 😆


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