Transcript from Scrubs S3 E2.

Turk, a black surgeon, has a patient who is revealed to be gay when he askes Turk to not mess up his tattoo bearing the name of his finance (also black) when he has his surgury. This makes Turk uncomfortable, but after operating on the patient, is forced to witness the two men share an intimate moment before being able to debrief the patient on how the operation went, resulting in this conversation:

Mr. Quinn: You’re not that comfortable with the man-on-man action, are you?

Turk: Okay…so I’m a little homophobic…. I mean, we all got our stuff, right? I bet, deep down inside, you’re a little racist?

Mr. Quinn: I’m marrying a black guy?!

Turk: Dude, how pissed are your parents, honestly?

Mr. Quinn: So, what makes you so uncomfortable? Is it the sex?

Turk: Don’t get me wrong — I don’t love the idea of kissing anyone with a mustache. That’s why I always pretend to have a cold when Carla’s aunt comes to town.

Turk relaxes a little and sits on the foot of the guy’s bed.

Turk: What really freaks me out, though, is the thought of being that open with another guy — any guy. I don’t know what it is, I mean that’s just the way I been my whole life. Maybe…maybe it’s because I’m scared, you know?

Mr. Quinn: Dude…that’s a little gay.

😆 Hahaha…ha…ha…ahhhh. You had to be there…

The love story of Ralph and Edna.

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you we re able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’

Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Words of Wisdom:

If at first you don’t succeed

Skydiving is not for you.

The latest survey shows that

Three out of four people make

Up 75% of the population

Red meat is not bad for you

Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

We are born naked, wet and hungry.

Then things get worse.

Five days a week my body is a temple.

The other two it’s an amusement park.

A fool and his money

Can throw one hell of a party.

😉 😆

Four catholic ladies

Four catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important

their children are.

The first one tells her friends

‘My son is a priest.

When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “father”.

The second catholic woman chirps

‘Well, my son is a Bishop.

When he walks into a room, people say “your Grace”.

The third catholic woman says smugly

‘Well, not to put you down but my son is a Cardinal.

whenever he walks into a room, people say “your Eminence”.

The fourth catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle “Well???”

She replies, ‘My son is a gorgeous, 6″2, hard-bodied, well hung, male stripper.

When he walks into a room, people say “My God”. 🙄 😆

Four men are at a restaurant talking about their sons and their

accomplishments. One man excuses himself to go to the toilet and

the other three continue talking.

The first man says “I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser

because he started out washing cars for a living, but then he got a break,

they made him a salesman and he has just sold so many cars that he bought

the dealership. In fact, he’s so successful that he just gave his best friend

a new Mercedes for his birthday.”

The second man said, “I was worried about my son too because he

started out raking leaves for a real estate agent. Turns out he got a break,

they made him a commissioned salesman and eventually he bought the real

estate firm. In fact, he is so successful that he just gave his best friend a

new house for his birthday.”

The third man said, “Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping

floors in a brokerage firm. He got a break too – they made him a broker and

now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he is so rich that he just gave

his best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday”

The fourth man came back from the toilet, and the first three explain

that they are telling stories about their sons, so he says “Well,

I’m embarrassed to admit that my son is a major disappointment. He

started out as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after 15 years.

In fact I just found out he is gay and has several boyfriends. But I

try to look on the bright side – his boyfriends have just given him a new

Mercedes, a new house and $1 million in stock for his birthday.”