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iplantolive
 
Joined in 2008
July 20, 2008, 21:22

I’m sorry I can’t offer a joke, but I’m happy to share my most funniest moment with you all 😳 The director of a company I used to work for was posted to Sweden by the parent company, so our office decided to have a going away party with the theme of all things Swedish. I was asked to dress up as the Swedish Chef – boy was THAT an experience as I had to do the full impersonation thingy etc 😀 😀 😀


Hey, now there’s an idea! 😀 Maybe we should start a new thread of “Who is your favourite Muppet, and WHY? 😉 😀 😀

magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
July 21, 2008, 07:50

OMG you did the muppet chef?????????? 😆 😆 now thats funny 😆

iplantolive
 
Joined in 2008
July 23, 2008, 20:29

OMG you did the muppet chef?????????? 😆 😆 now thats funny 😆


Yeah, I confess 🙄 I’m a real sucker for the Muppets 😆 😆 😆


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_aG5MzPVM


Cheers all

magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
August 24, 2008, 07:24

Confucius Says: 😀


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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:


man with four balls cannot walk.


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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.


😆 😆 😉

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Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
August 24, 2008, 11:02

😆 😆 😆 Too funny Maggie.

magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
August 24, 2008, 11:54

😆 Got my face cracking 😉

magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
September 15, 2008, 07:27

He Said……I Said


He said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.

I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?


He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said …. That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

I said to him .. . They don’t have time


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.


He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him .. . They already have boyfriends.


I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

He said. . . A widow.


He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.


😀 😆 😉

Sandy
 
Joined in 2007
September 15, 2008, 07:52

Love it! 😆

supercalamari
 
Joined in 2008
September 26, 2008, 19:54

What do you call 2 lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet!


….well my straight guy friends thought it was funny 🙂



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
September 27, 2008, 06:57

OMG 😯 😆
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