There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1.ย He called everyone brother
2.ย He liked Gospel
3.ย He didn’t get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1.ย He went into His Father’s business
2.ย He lived at home until he was 33
3.ย He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1.ย He talked with His hands
2.ย He had wine with His meals
3.ย He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1.ย He never cut His hair
2.ย He walked around barefoot all the time
3.ย He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1.ย He was at peace with nature
2.ย He ate a lot of fish
3.ย He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1.ย He never got married.
2.ย He was always telling stories.
3.ย He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all:ย
3 proofs that Jesus was a woman
1.ย He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food
2.ย He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
3.ย And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
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