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justincrawford
 
Joined in 2008
April 9, 2008, 21:59

Three nuns die in a car crash and walk towards the Pearly Gates to meet Saint Peter


Peter says “Before you can enter Heaven you have to answer a question.”


The first nun approached for her question


“What was the name of first man?”


She replied “Adam”


“That’s correct you’re in!”


The second nun approached for her question


“Where did Adam and Eve live?”


She replied “In the Garden of Eden”


“Well done, you’re in!”


The third nun approached, the Mother Superior. Peter said “I’m afraid the question is going to have to be a bit trickier for you?” The Mother Superior agreed.


“What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?”


“Hmmmmm, that’s a hard one” she thought out loud


“That’s right, you’re in!” Peter replied



Desperate4Truth
 
Joined in 2008
April 10, 2008, 02:48

L!!!!!M!!!!!A!!!!!O!!!!!! 😆 😆 😆 😆

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

I just read that last joke out loud to everybody in my office! LOL!!!!



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
April 10, 2008, 08:16

😆 😆 😆



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
April 10, 2008, 09:56

When you have a ‘I Hate My Job’ day, try this:


On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the

thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by

Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your

doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be

disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite

chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully

place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped

or broken.


Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and

read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a

statement:


Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally

tested and then sanitized ‘.


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, ‘I am so

glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at

Johnson & Johnson.’


😆



Desperate4Truth
 
Joined in 2008
April 10, 2008, 10:24

😆 😆 😆 😆


😳 Ironically Im sure there are some who would enjoy that job!!!!!

😳

😆 😆 😆 😆



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
April 10, 2008, 13:09

*faint* 😯 ❓ ❓ ❓ 😆



Anthony Venn-Brown
 
Joined in 2005
April 11, 2008, 07:48

just love this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omIrLgQO9O0&NR=1



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
April 11, 2008, 10:18

LOL God love em 😀



Desperate4Truth
 
Joined in 2008
April 11, 2008, 13:41

OMG ANTHONY!!!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD I HAVE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE!!!! 😆 😆 😆


Those little old ladies are so cute!!!! L!!M!!A!!O!!!



magsdee
Disabled
Joined in 2006
April 18, 2008, 18:06

After 25 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when> the wife> felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some> time.>> It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began> moving down> past the small of her back.>> He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down> over her> breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.>>


He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past> the> side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her> buttock> and down her leg to her calf.>> Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost> portion of> her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then> suddenly> stopped, rolled over and became silent.>> As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving> voice,> ‘Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’>> I found the remote,’ he mumbled.


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