😆 Thats the one that got me, Jesus had to be a woman 🙄 😆 Glad she loved it 😉

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all: 

3 proofs that Jesus was a woman

1. He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

Real life funny quotes

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t. ~ Author Unknown

This one really cracked me up 😆 😆 😆 Not that I wear drag anyway 😛 I’m a “str8 acting” gay, if that makes sense 😀 .

glad that tickled your fancy……i’m a gay acting gay boy….hehe…..actually I’m no longer acting anything these days except myself.

One man asked, “Can he do regular dog tricks, too?”

“I haven’t tried yet,” the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog. “HEEL!” the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor’s forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, “Good Lord! He’s Pentecostal!”

😆 😆 😆 OMG, this is just so hilarious 😀 😀 😀

It’s just great to read some of these and have a giggle. Yep, laughter as they say is a good medicine 😉