Time for humour - do you have a funny story, joke,quote etc?

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Joined in 2008
April 30, 2008, 02:21

When Cardboard Men Come In Handy

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it

over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and

opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the

rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men

are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to

approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn’t very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly

enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, ‘What’s

going on here?’

‘My car broke down, officer’ says the woman calmly.

‘Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by

the road?’ he asks.

‘Helllooooooo!!!!’ says the blonde. ‘Those are my emergency flashers!’

Joined in 2008
April 30, 2008, 02:32

The Hawaii Chair

This is an actual product being sold!

It’s called the Hawaii Chair, and you are supposed to be able to exercise and go about your normal business while using it.

LMAO!!!!! Like tears here….. TEARS!!!! 😆 😆 😆


Joined in 2006
April 30, 2008, 08:11

😆 haaaaaaaaa loved the blonde one, very cute anddddddddddd OMG yeh I saw the Ellen version of the hawaii chair, like you both me and my girl were in hysterics 😆 😆 Imagine Bush behind his desk in one of those running the country 😆

Anthony Venn-Brown
Joined in 2005
May 1, 2008, 22:56

i think there might be a bit of camp going on here with these pentecostal young people

the best part of this one is the interpretive dance…..riveting.

Joined in 2006
May 2, 2008, 07:13

the best part of this one is the interpretive dance…..riveting.

Whats wrong with ittttttttttttttttttttttt???????????????????????? I was off soaring all over the place 😆 😆

Now I know where my old friend from Mardi Gras yrs ago got to 😉

Joined in 2006
May 8, 2008, 18:50


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.”

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will this take?” I asked.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies.

I stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'”

Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

😳 😯 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Joined in 2006
May 12, 2008, 07:54


There were Five country churches in a small Texas town:

The Presbyterian Church,

The Baptist Church, the Methodist Church,

the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.

After much prayer and consideration, they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will..

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But — The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution.

They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church.

Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, But they took one squirrel and had a short service with him, called circumcision and they haven’t seen a squirrel on the property since.

😉 😆

Shantih Shantih Shantih
Joined in 2008
May 17, 2008, 23:36

😆 😆 😆

Ahhh…Catholicism… 😉

Joined in 2007
June 8, 2008, 02:41

ahhhh the bris or brit milah Sigh… Jewish tops them all. 😆 😀 🙂 😆

Joined in 2006
June 8, 2008, 07:54

😆 glad Im woman is all I can say 😉 😆

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